Fox laughing alone with hummus

OHMYGOOOOOOOOOD

-inhale-

IT’S HARRY FREAKING POTTER ON GLEE.

and he might be Kurt’s love interest and OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BEST AHHHHHHH <3 <3

derpfin:

soulessginger:

kennthium:

burgermeister:

kattisu:

ironicnegligence:

largeautomobile:

doctorscience:

octopus-parade:

effsie:

absolutely-spiffing:

synthezoid:

telekinetics:

guminudli:

8bitslique:

Here are the rules:

1 - Go to the Superpower Wiki.

2 - Click the “Random page” button on the left hand side once. Only once.

3 - Revel (or dismay) in the fact that this is your new superpower. But I bet it’s awesome even if it’s crappy because you now have a goddamn superpower. Who wouldn’t want a superpower? No one, that’s who. Unless you’re a dude and you get Pregnancy, which admittedly kind of sucks as far as powers go. Sorry about that.

4 - Post the results. No cheating!

Self-Spawn
The power to transform others into genetic exact replicates of oneself, physically and persona. Also known as Conversion.

YOU’RE ALL FUCKED. YOU’RE ALL ME. Horrifying. :’D And then I’ll be a crowd, but all alone anyway. DDD:

I GOT FUCKING EQUINE MIMICRY

“Includes horse body, galloping and leaping skills, dangerous hooves, and extrasensory.”

I DON’T WANT THAT SHIT

THAT SHIT AIN’T RIGHT, MAN

mediumship

The psychic power in which one can perceive and communicate with spirits and those who are in the afterlife. Not to be confused withAstral Projection. Also known as Spiritual Affinity.

i mean it’s not very badass but i’ll take it

Psychic Persuasion: The user can compel people by speaking unresistable commands. The victims are unable to disobey; the seemingly cogent commandment is far too compelling.

oohooohooohooo

 

Seismic-Wave Emission

The user can generate powerful shockwaves. The user concentrates to emit harsh vibrations through their hands, even clapping or stomping to do so. Can cause objects/people to be pushed over, repulsed back, shatter fragile objects, and even deliver a clout to induce asphyxia.

The user can even cause earthquakes. The user unleashes a seismic wave from their body to dislodge underground tectonic plates, thus causing earthquakes.

THIS PLEASES ME.

can i also have the power of this guy’s badass hair?

Pregnancy - The ability to get oneself “knocked up”

I wish I was fucking kidding. I mad.

Fart - Power to expel awful amounts of gas from the anus (preferrably)

i. i don’t.
can i have another go?

omnilingualism

maybe doesn’t sound that cool compared to some of the stuff other people have but THIS PLEASES ME

Panoramic Vision.

I’m 0k with this.

Reality Warping

“The surreal immensely powerful ability to manipulate and modify reality and actuality. Also known as Reality Distortion. The user can cause anything to happen as they hold the power over reality itself, even defying the laws of physics and probability in the process.”

Holy shit do I win this game?

Solar Manipulation or Heliokinesis.

The power to control and generate solar energy with one’s mind.

The users can direct and bend the flow of the sun’s power, causing sun spot reactions, UV emission, and promote plant growth. Can cause geomagnetic storms and generate solar wind. Middle level users can induced power solar flares.

Pretttyyy cooool

Wallcrawling

The physical power in one can fasten unto and climb vertical and horizontal surfaces without falling. Also known as Adhesive Climbing.

this would make me a beast at hide and seek

Faunal Mimicry

The power to mimic the abilities, traits, and behavior of animals. Also known as Animal Mimicry. The user can imitate animal powers. Can run like an ostrich, swing like a monkey, run like a cheetah, move like a cat, take the stength of an ant, track like a dog, hide like a turtle, etc.

Does not transform into animals, this power enables the user to mimic animals while in their original form.

I can totally dig this because animals have some mad skills

Nerve manipulation.

I can dig it.

Geothermal Manipulation

“The user can control lava and magma. Can evoke fissures spewing forth lava. May also be able to create magma and lava”

Oh, heck yes.