2 - Click the “Random page” button on the left hand side once. Only once.
3 - Revel (or dismay) in the fact that this is your new superpower. But I bet it’s awesome even if it’s crappy because you now have a goddamn superpower. Who wouldn’t want a superpower? No one, that’s who. Unless you’re a dude and you get Pregnancy, which admittedly kind of sucks as far as powers go. Sorry about that.
4 - Post the results. No cheating!
Self-Spawn The power to transform others into genetic exact replicates of oneself, physically and persona. Also known as Conversion.
YOU’RE ALL FUCKED. YOU’RE ALL ME. Horrifying. :’D And then I’ll be a crowd, but all alone anyway. DDD:
“Includes horse body, galloping and leaping skills, dangerous hooves, and extrasensory.”
I DON’T WANT THAT SHIT
THAT SHIT AIN’T RIGHT, MAN
The psychic power in which one can perceive and communicate with spirits and those who are in the afterlife. Not to be confused withAstral Projection. Also known as Spiritual Affinity.
i mean it’s not very badass but i’ll take it
Psychic Persuasion: The user can compel people by speaking unresistable commands. The victims are unable to disobey; the seemingly cogent commandment is far too compelling.
The user can generate powerful shockwaves. The user concentrates to emit harsh vibrations through their hands, even clapping or stomping to do so. Can cause objects/people to be pushed over, repulsed back, shatter fragile objects, and even deliver a clout to induce asphyxia.
The user can even cause earthquakes. The user unleashes a seismic wave from their body to dislodge underground tectonic plates, thus causing earthquakes.
THIS PLEASES ME.
can i also have the power of this guy’s badass hair?
Pregnancy - The ability to get oneself “knocked up”
“The surreal immensely powerful ability to manipulate and modify reality and actuality. Also known as Reality Distortion. The user can cause anything to happen as they hold the power over reality itself, even defying the laws of physics and probability in the process.”
Holy shit do I win this game?
Solar Manipulation or Heliokinesis.
The power to control and generate solar energy with one’s mind.
The users can direct and bend the flow of the sun’s power, causing sun spot reactions, UV emission, and promote plant growth. Can cause geomagnetic storms and generate solar wind. Middle level users can induced power solar flares.
The physical power in one can fasten unto and climb vertical and horizontal surfaces without falling. Also known as Adhesive Climbing.
this would make me a beast at hide and seek
The power to mimic the abilities, traits, and behavior of animals. Also known as Animal Mimicry. The user can imitate animal powers. Can run like an ostrich, swing like a monkey, run like a cheetah, move like a cat, take the stength of an ant, track like a dog, hide like a turtle, etc.
Does not transform into animals, this power enables the user to mimic animals while in their original form.
I can totally dig this because animals have some mad skills
I can dig it.
"The user can control lava and magma. Can evoke fissures spewing forth lava. May also be able to create magma and lava"
Yeah, I caved and watched a few of the Marble Hornets videos.
…is it weird I’m not scared? I was more like, looking for Slenderman the whole time. It’s like “where’s Waldo”! The only thing that sorta scares me is the audio distortion. Especially near the end of #22, yikes. I…I’m not even sure which ones I watched. I think it was 1, 14, 19, and 22. And I saw a few other videos with just clips spliced together. (Also, Masky is just sorta really huggable. Not very scary. :3)
SO! Not as scared as I thought I would be! Slendy and I can remain bros and I will not have nightmares. Yay.