It seems all of our training exercises to develop our latent mind control abilities are starting to pay off. After months of attempting to bend the will of Square Enix’s Tetsuya Nomura to try and get him to create a follow-up to 2008’s surprisingly lovable handheld RPG The World Ends With You, the designer recently told Nintendo Power (transcribed by Siliconera) that “I definitely want to make a sequel.” See that, Nomura? We’re in your mind.
Of course, games at Square Enix are developed in a set order, and Nomura explained he’s “very busy working on other titles right now, but when the time is right, I would love to make another installment of The World Ends with You.” Now we just have to use our psychic powers to convince Nomura to go ahead and skip all those other games. Then we’re going to make him do a funny little dance. Because we can.
Assuming I’m in the bathroom, I would try to climb out of the tiny window and escape. If there is none well I’ll just sit on the toilet until they’re all gone. No one likes to disturb someone on the toilet.
Kill the zombie with a shotgun. Then die sobbing in the kitchen.
Uh, climb out the window while facing the door (like…backwards?) and latch onto Slends because he won’t maim me since I’m Slenderboy. PROBLEM SOLVED
haha i was just about to say that
but yes generally i would jump out the window facing the door, and go have fun adventures with slendy