Fox laughing alone with hummus

THE CROWDS AT DISNEY LOOK INSANE

FUCK THAT LOL

i could be in disneyland

right now

and stay there for six more hours

but i’m not

and that is a sad thing indeed

BUT ANYWAY GOODNIGHT

spooksie:

legdisabled:

hanna was a boys name the whole time 

spacegroceries:

why did i divide sin by tan?

just cos

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum’s debit card gets declined at the supermarket and he doesn’t have any cash and there’s a huge line behind him and everyone is glaring at him.

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum goes to the zoo specifically to see the penguins and the penguin exhibit is closed.

suckitupackles:

anonymissexpress:

29 February, 2012, via @Min_Reyes

Just when you thought the government couldn’t ruin the First Amendment any further: The House of Representatives approved a bill on Monday that outlaws protests in instances where some government officials are nearby, whether or not you even know it.

The US House of Representatives voted 388-to-3 in favor of H.R. 347 late Monday, a bill which is being dubbed the Federal Restricted Buildings and Grounds Improvement Act of 2011. In the bill, Congress officially makes it illegal to trespass on the grounds of the White House, which, on the surface, seems not just harmless and necessary, but somewhat shocking that such a rule isn’t already on the books. The wording in the bill, however, extends to allow the government to go after much more than tourists that transverse the wrought iron White House fence.

Under the act, the government is also given the power to bring charges against Americans engaged in political protest anywhere in the country.

Under current law, White House trespassers are prosecuted under a local ordinance, a Washington, DC legislation that can bring misdemeanor charges for anyone trying to get close to the president without authorization. Under H.R. 347, a federal law will formally be applied to such instances, but will also allow the government to bring charges to protesters, demonstrators and activists at political events and other outings across America.

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…i can’t believe i just read that

what the ACTUAL FUCK

nuditea:

“when one door closes, another one opens”

imagine how annoying it would be if that were true

you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open

your cat escapes

you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches