so you know guy fieri right
this dude on food network
WELL, I HAVE A STORY.
my aunt lived in the same apartment complex with him, same hallway even, when they were younger.
he was like three or something and she was maybe ten?
he pooped in the middle of the hallway
literally pulled his pants down and just took a shit right there
and my aunt saw it and ran to tell his mom or her mom or something
but guy saw her running to tell, and so went into my aunt’s apartment since she left the door open and got her dog to come out in the hallway
and by the time my aunt had a parent up there, her dog was sitting in the hallway next to the shit, and guy blamed it on the dog
and they believed him
so to this day
whenever i see a picture of him
i say out loud “i don’t watch his show, he shits on floors and blames it on puppies”